09/07/2026
π¨π₯ BREAKING NEWS FROM DEAD CREEK HOMESTEAD π₯π¨
The egg robbers have officially been put on NOTICE. π
Since we apparently have a highly organized egg-stealing operation happening around here, we decided if we canβt catch the criminalsβ¦ weβll just make the coop impossible to break into! ππ¨π
So today the chicken coop got a much-needed upgrade and weβve officially beefed up security. πͺπ
Now we waitβ¦ π
If all goes according to plan, the egg cooler should be FULL again in a couple days! π₯π₯π₯
But lucky for you, we STILL have 3 DOZEN farm-fresh eggs sitting in the shed RIGHT NOW! π
So if you need eggs for the week ahead, COME GET βEM BEFORE THE CHICKENSβ NEW SECURITY SYSTEM STARTS PAYING OFF! π
π₯ 3 dozen available
π Fresh from our girls
π‘ Self-serve shed
β€οΈ Shop local & support our little homestead
The chickens are working overtime. The egg thieves are unemployed. Everybody wins. ππ₯
π Dead Creek Homestead