08/31/2026
So according to the folks keeping track of these things…
Wichita is having its 2nd driest July-August on record since 1888, with Eisenhower Airport receiving 0.75 inches of rain.
For comparison, the average is 8.28 inches.
And August? A whopping 0.75 inches so far.
At this point, the Dust Bowl is starting to look at us like, “You guys need some help?”
I’m not saying it’s dry, but if a cloud goes overhead, everybody stops what they’re doing and watches it like it’s a UFO.
The ground is so dry we’re one strong wind away from having to label the farm “historic.”
Anyway, if you see me standing outside washing the truck during a 10% chance of rain, mind your business.
I’m trying to get us another quarter inch. 🌧️😂