Killjoy

09/04/2026

Happy Labor Day weekend! Watch with sound on!

My son wrote this song when he was four and I asked John Caldwell to put music to it because we need a Labor Day weekend anthem and this is most definitely it!

Feel free to share on your posts! And feel free to come stock up on h**p products while they’re still legal!

We’ll be giving out free Kavahol shots all day Saturday at both shops with a nifty 10% off deal! Whether you’re a seasoned kava user or brand new, a shot of Kavahol always makes the day brighter.

Labor Day, Labor Day, I love Labor Day! 🫶

09/03/2026

Never forget that you are cool as fuuuuuuck!

And get ur Willie’s smokes at both Killjoy shops!

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09/02/2026

Can you pleeeaase share this video? 🛼

It’s WILD how many people do not understand what we are! We know it’s confusing since we do host lots of events, but let me break it down for you!

We’re a retail store, kind of like a liquor store, except there is not a drop of booze up in this b!

We do have:
-nonalcoholic (na) w**e
-na b**r
-na spirits (always open for sampling!)
-adaptogen drinks, gummies, and chocolates
-functional mushrooms drinks and edibles
-kava
-kanna
- 🍃🌱drinks and edibles
-gifts like mugs, candles, perfume
-cards and stickers (mostly with cuss words on them)

We believe that alcohol is outdated technology, and want to show you how many amazing other options are out there! We are always sampling and love to provide education on absolutely everything. We never take ourselves too seriously, though!

We also host booze-free events and parties at our shops. Plus we have seating so if you ever want to just come hang in a non-judgmental environment, you are welcome! No purchase necessary.

We have TWO physical stores: East nashville and Berry hill. Both have free parking and dogs are always welcome. So is every race, identity, and orientation, etc. Bring your whole self! 🌸

We also sell all this online at killjoyshop.com.

So now you know! Tell everyone!!!

09/01/2026

It’s September, bi***es!

The 100 grand plan is still in full effect and although we don’t see a lot of change YET, I am learning and adapting quickly.

There is a federal h**p ban looming (Nov 12) and that also requires planning. We’re stocking up on kava, kanna, and other alternatives and will be doing more tastings and experiences for ya, as well as keeping you informed about the laws.

I appreciate every one of you that has offered support, ideas, left reviews, told a friend, etc. Y’all are seriously the best.

Stay tuned, killjoy babes!

08/26/2026

08/26/2026

I am feeling aaaall the sober girl emotions possible about Dolly’s passing. Come toast to her life with us anytime!

We love y’all. 💖🌸💃💖

08/22/2026

Come shop for some fun drinks and maybe you’ll get a free show!!!

Bonus: every visit from you saves John Caldwell from counting his toes all day. Surprise - he has 12!

Do you think that’s real?

08/19/2026

AI could never…

Please enjoy our latest music video, 100% written, directed, choreographed and performed by your favorite Killjoys!

We did our own costume design too. How did we do?

08/18/2026

Getting silly in the sauna is 101. We love because it’s a local sauna and cold plunge place where you can reset your nervous system, and make new friends and be social!

This was filmed during a Killjoy business meeting, obviously.

08/15/2026

Reminder! The answers are all within you!

Hope you get some time this weekend to rest, play, create, and connect with your heart. 💜