09/14/2026
MIA - The Mystery of the Missing Propane Tanks has officially begun, and it seems our forklift was left running on fumes! To the two gentlemen who decided to borrow our tanks without asking: we see you, and we admire your initiative, but our forklift is currently crying tears of empty gas.
While we wait for our tanks to magically reappear, please ensure you are following these critical guidelines so you don't accidentally launch yourselves into orbit:
• Safety First: Remember to store and handle the tanks in an upright position. Do not store them on their sides or upside down unless you want an impromptu warehouse fireworks show!
• The Reading Material: If you need a quick refresher on proper tank handling or want to see the capacity specs of the new cylinders, please check out the guidelines on the MDS Forklift Tank Guide.
• The Return Policy: Our forklift doesn't run on good vibes alone. We need those tanks back ASAP before the warehouse traffic grinds to a complete halt.
We love the hustle, but we'd love our propane back even more.