05/01/2022
Eastern Shore Market is proud to announce that Fluffy Butt the rooster recently won our mascot competition in what proved to be a heated race. Preening and reveling in a celebratory strut, Fluffy Butt commented, “Bout time a rooster got some respect.” The hen’s guild, in an uncharacteristic show of quiet, refused comment on the win. However, sources close to the matter indicate several parties believe the contest was rigged and will call for a recount.
The competition was announced last fall when planning for Eastern Shore Market began. Our marketing team soon realized that, as great as our logo may be, it doesn’t portray the full breadth of ESVA personality required. Entrants from the local area included pigs, sheep, ponies, mosquitos, geese, and of course seagulls and blue crabs. Contestants competed in several categories, had to pass a rigorous background screening, and were required to prove ESVA citizenship by accurately pronouncing the town names of Chincoteague and Machipongo, plus say “Assawoman” without laughing.
All Canada geese failed the ESVA citizenship test, being relegated as...
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