04/28/2026
I know what a lot of you are thinking. Maybe not in these exact words, but something along the lines of: “That’s a boring, monochromatic sandwich. I don’t know what I’m looking at, I’m not interested, and I might actually be offended at how aggressively pedestrian this is.” Maybe you even consider reporting it to the Meta authorities…or, more realistically, you just scroll past because there’s not much to see.
And honestly? I don’t blame you. It’s not that pretty. If you’ve been following along, you know I don’t post everything. There are plenty of sandwiches that never make it onto the feed, and you could make a very reasonable argument that this should’ve been one of them, but if you’ve read this far, you’re probably not here for pretty.
You’re the kind of person who knows looks can lie. That some of the best things get overlooked because they don’t shout for attention. If that’s you - I’m glad you’re here.
This one started, like a lot of questionable decisions do, with a song - “If you like piña coladas…” - and that was enough to send it in a direction.
Pineapple coconut chicken.
From there I just started making stuff. Not sauces. Not dips. Not something meant to live in a jar or get repurposed later. Just stuff - built for a single job: to sit on this ONE sandwich and make it make sense. To belong here, and nowhere else. I've been doing that more lately: building components that don’t exist outside of the moment.
This week’s version of “stuff”: pineapple, jalapeño, blue cheese, cheddar, mozz, red onion.
No backup plan. No alternate use. Just this.
Last week’s DYTM - one-off, gone if you missed it -
Pineapple coconut chicken, “stuff,” coconut–garlic–ginger mayo… pressed until it all decided to work together as intended.