A true chocolate lover finds ways to accommodate his passion and make it work with his lifestyle. While all you really need is love, a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt! It's not that chocolate is a substitute for love, love is a substitute for chocolate. Let's face it, chocolate is far more reliable than a man. Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty, chocolate isn't
like premarital sex, it will not make you pregnant, and it always feels good. Giving chocolate to others is an intimate form of communication, a sharing of deep, dark secrets. There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate. Chocolate causes certain endocrine glands to secrete hormones that affect your feelings and behavior by making you happy. Therefore, it counteracts depression, in turn reducing stress. Your stress-free life helps you maintain a youthful disposition, both physically and mentally. So, eat loads of chocolate! Chocolate slows down the aging process.... It may not be true, but do you dare you take the chance? Exercise is a dirty word... Every time you hear it, you should wash your mouth out with chocolate. If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devasated. Man cannot live on chocolate alone; but women sure can. So many chocolate lovers complain about the calories in chocolate, when all true chocoholics know that it is a vegetable. It comes from the cocoa bean, beans are vegetables. The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE! Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. Good Living is an act of intelligence, by which you should choose things which have an agreeable taste rather than those which do not. Chocolate is good for three things. Two of 'em cannot be mentioned on public television. You could give up chocolate, but are you a quitter?
