05/08/2012
And how 'bout the atheist? Ever heard 'bout him? No? Well let me tell you 'bout The Atheist. The Atheist was walking thru the woods one day. It was a beautiful day, the sun was nice and warm, the wildflowers were in bloom, the trees were swaying in the breeze, leaves fell ever so softly to the ground, the bark of the fox squirrel, the slap of the beavers tail packing the mud on the dam, the birds singing, it was all just so beautiful, so natural. Well, the more The Atheist enjoyed it all, the deeper into the woods he went. Soon The Atheist had to sit and rest upon an old log. Just he began to rest he heard the low growl of what he thought to be a bear. As the growls got deeper and closer, The Atheist stood up and his heart sank as he saw the head of a huge bear sticking out from the bushes. Not taking time to tell the bear "hello", The Atheist broke into a fast walk, then a trot, then he began to run, then he started "picking them up and putting them down", but the bear was steadily gaining ground. Before you know it the "non-believer" tripped on a log and fell flat on his back. The bear was on him so fast, with his huge paws resting on The Atheist chest. OH GOD, cried The Atheist, "HELP ME"-----P**f, out of a mist God appeared, and said, "My Son, all your life you have not believed in Me, never a Prayer, no acknowledgement of Me, never have you sat in My House, never have you so much as looked up to Heaven, yet now you ask Me for help"? Well the old bear was just a foaming at the mouth, drool dripping all about The Atheist. "Oh god, you are right, I never believed in you, never said a prayer, never went to church, and I know I cannot ask you to save me, but would it be possible for you to make a christian of this bear?. With that God said, "Let it be done, The Bear is a Christian", then just as He came, he left, P**f, and into the mist God disappeared. As the atheist looked into the bears eyes, the bear slowly removed his big paws from the atheist chest, sat on his butt, brought his big powerful paws together, ever so slowly touched the tip of his paws to his chin, they Prayed, "Lord, thank You for this food I am about to recieve"--AMEN---
