04/21/2026
To good not to share. Happy 4:20.
High there! It's April 20th!
W**d like to remind everyone that Idaho is world famous for potatoes being baked, loaded, fried, mashed, scalloped, hashed, smashed, twice-baked, au gratin, and covered in gravy.
Potatoes being baked? Totally acceptable.
Potatoes being loaded? Encouraged.
Potatoes being fried? American tradition.
Potatoes being mashed at family dinner? Outstanding.
Potatoes being hashed? Classic
But if YOU are baked, loaded, fried, mashed, hashed, toasted, smacked, lit, or half-baked, you definitely shouldn’t be driving.
We’re not trying to act all high and mighty, just bluntly speaking here as part of a joint effort reminder from us to you.
If your car smells like a crop rotation experiment - don’t drive.
If your reaction time matches cold gravy - don’t drive.
If you’re staring at a stop sign like it just told a secret - don’t drive.
If you made the Jackpot run and found yourself “spiritually seasoned” - don’t drive.
Puff, puff… pass on bad decisions.
Keep your plans dope, not your driving.
Stay grounded, not grounded up.
This message is lit… but your car shouldn’t be.
We’re just trying to w**d out bad choices.
Let us be blunt: Idaho potatoes can be baked. You cannot.
Stay chill. Stay crisp. Dont drive if you’re fried.
~JPD 🤘🏼💙
⚠️ Disclaimer: ⚠️ It will do absolutely zero good to remind us that ma*****na is legal in “literally every other state,” that Idaho is “missing out on soooo much tax money,” or that your cousin moved to Colorado and now owns owns a jet ski.
So by all means, debate policy wherever policy gets debated, but yelling it at the Jerome Police Department on Facebook has roughly the same impact as explaining cryptocurrency to a small potato from Maine.
