Aeneas Valley Country Store

05/11/2026

⚡️ NEW IN THE COOLER ⚡️

Grab an ice-cold Voodoo Ranger Hardcharged Tea Lemon 🍋

7% alc/vol with bold lemon iced tea flavor — smooth, refreshing, and ready for the weekend 😎🔥

Swing by and snag one before they’re gone! 🍻

05/06/2026

🚨 WANTED 🚨

We’ve got a situation, folks.

At approximately “whenever grandpa wasn’t looking,” this highly suspicious individual entered the store disguised in what can only be described as… premium cardboard camouflage.

Witnesses report:
- Questionable fashion choices 📦
- Zero regard for personal visibility 👀
- Strong likelihood of giggling during the crime

The suspect was last seen attempting a “robbery” but was quickly compromised by tiny hands and an inability to see where they were going.

If you can identify this dangerous (and adorable) criminal, please report immediately… or just bring snacks and we’ll call it even.

We are considering pressing charges… but negotiations may be settled with cookies.

05/05/2026

Sharing Charlie’s update 💛

He’s doing so much better and it honestly feels unreal to see him like this.

If you want to follow along on his journey, here’s the link:

Charlie is not just our dog—he is family. A few days ago, Charlie was attacked b… Rose Isler needs your support for Help Charlie Heal After Coyote Attack

05/04/2026

🌸 SPRING FLAVOR ALERT 🌸

New Red Bull Cherry Sakura just landed! 🍒
Crisp, refreshing, and perfect for that mid-day boost ⚡️

If you like trying the new stuff first… this one’s calling your name 👀

Stop in and grab it cold!

04/30/2026

You asked. We delivered. The monster cooler at AVCS is absolutely loaded—like borderline irresponsible levels of loaded.

We’re talking every flavor of Monster you pretend is your “last one,” plus all the Monster Java you need to survive whatever bad decisions you made this morning.

Tired? Fixed. Grumpy? Also fixed. Questioning your life choices? We can’t help with that—but you’ll have the energy to spiral faster.

Swing by AVCS, grab your favorite, and get back out there. Or don’t. We’re not your boss.

(But seriously… don’t blink or your favorite flavor’s gone.)

04/27/2026

Dill Pickle Pringles are here! 🥒

Crunchy, tangy, and packed with that bold dill pickle flavor you love! Perfect for snack time, road trips, or just because 😋

Stop by and grab a can before they’re gone!

04/23/2026

Well… look what showed up at the store 👀

If you grew up chasing the ice cream truck or fighting your siblings for the last scoop… this one’s gonna hit you right in the childhood.

Blue Bunny Soft Serve cups are officially in the freezer and yeah… they’re just as good as they look. Maybe better.

Perfect for the drive, perfect for sitting on the porch, perfect for pretending you’re only buying it for the kids. We won’t judge.

Flavors are stocked, freezer is cold, and they’re not gonna last long once people figure it out.

Swing by AVCS and grab one before Doug “quality tests” them all 😏

04/20/2026

Hunters, we’ve got you covered this season! 🦌 Stop by the country store for cold beer, plenty of snacks, and everything you need before or after a long day outdoors. Grab your supplies, fuel up, and swing in to see us! 🍺🍫⛽️

04/17/2026

🚨 NOT READY. NOT AVAILABLE. DEFINITELY NOT FOR SALE (YET). 🚨

Yeah… we did a thing.

And no, you can’t have one.
Not today. Not tomorrow. Not even if you ask real nice and bring cookies.

Our 2026 Aeneas Valley Country Store hoodies and tees just landed—and they’re looking so good we’re honestly considering keeping them all for ourselves.

Soft? Yep.
Good lookin’? You bet.
Going to make your neighbor jealous at the gas pump? Absolutely.

But here’s the deal… they’re not ready for the public yet. We’re putting the finishing touches on these bad boys before we unleash them on the valley.

So what should you do?

Come by the store.
Ask about them.
Stare longingly.
Maybe try a little light begging—we’ll see how convincing you are.

Drop coming soon. Real soon.
And when they hit… they’re not gonna last.

04/13/2026

🔥 SALE STILL GOING ON 🔥

Hoodies, T-shirts, and tank tops are still 50% OFF!

And check out our new MTN DUDE hat 🧢

Stop by and grab your favorites before they’re gone!