Chicken Feet Fleet Farm

07/12/2026

🏴‍☠️ FRESH CARGO HAS ARRIVED AT THE HARBOR IN THE HOLLER! 🏴‍☠️

Ahoy, mateys! If you’re sailing down Dry Valley Road and spot a little playhouse by the roadside… don’t worry—you haven’t stumbled upon the captain’s quarters. 😄 That’s our brand-new self-serve farm stand!

The crew at Chicken Feet Fleet Farm has stocked the shelves with a bit more than eggs this gardening season.

⚓ Today’s Haul
🥚 Farm-fresh eggs from our happy hens
🍅 Fresh-picked tomatoes
🥒 Crisp cucumbers
💛 Crooked neck squash
🍈 Delicata squash

🍯 Sweet Plunder**
🫐 Locally foraged Smoky Mountain Wild Blackberry Jam
💜 Locally foraged Wild Violet Jam
**We think these pair quite well with a loaf of delicious bread from our friends at the Bakestand on Schoolhouse!

🥒 NEW!
Captain-approved homemade pickles have officially made port! We have Dill, Cluckin’ Creole, and Hot-Tempered Rooster’s Spicy varieties that are sure to put a little pirate jig in your step and keep your gut-health in check 🫡🐔

Our produce is grown right here on our family farm— about 50 feet from the farm stand! We never use herbicides or pesticides on anything we grow, so you can take home fresh, local food straight from our garden to your table.

Whether you’re stocking your galley, filling your pantry, or just looking for a little taste of the Smokies, we’d love to have you stop by.

📍 1027 Dry Valley Road
Townsend, TN

⚓ Chicken Feet Fleet Farm
Harbor in the Holler Provisions

Fresh Cargo from the Peaceful Side of the Smokies.

Fair winds, full baskets, and thank you for supporting our veteran-owned family farm. Every jar, every egg, and every vegetable helps support our family, and we’re grateful you’ve chosen to make this little Harbor in the Holler one of your ports of call. 🐓❤️

07/12/2026

🏴‍☠️ FRESH CARGO HAS ARRIVED AT THE HARBOR IN THE HOLLER! 🏴‍☠️

Ahoy, mateys! If you’re sailing down Dry Valley Road and spot a little playhouse by the roadside… don’t worry—you haven’t stumbled upon the captain’s quarters. 😄 That’s our brand-new self-serve farm stand!

The crew at Chicken Feet Fleet Farm has stocked the shelves with a bit more than eggs this gardening season.

⚓ Today’s Haul
🥚 Farm-fresh eggs from our happy hens
🍅 Fresh-picked tomatoes
🥒 Crisp cucumbers
💛 Crooked neck squash
🍈 Delicata squash

🍯 Sweet Plunder**
🫐 Locally foraged Smoky Mountain Wild Blackberry Jam
💜 Locally foraged Wild Violet Jam
**We think these pair quite well with a loaf of delicious bread from our friends at the Bakestand on Schoolhouse!

🥒 NEW!
Captain-approved homemade pickles have officially made port! We have Dill, Cluckin’ Creole, and Hot-Tempered Rooster’s Spicy varieties that are sure to put a little pirate jig in your step and keep your gut-health in check 🫡🐔

Our produce is grown right here on our family farm— about 50 feet from the farm stand! We never use herbicides or pesticides on anything we grow, so you can take home fresh, local food straight from our garden to your table.

Whether you’re stocking your galley, filling your pantry, or just looking for a little taste of the Smokies, we’d love to have you stop by.

📍 1027 Dry Valley Road
Townsend, TN

⚓ Chicken Feet Fleet Farm
Harbor in the Holler Provisions

Fresh Cargo from the Peaceful Side of the Smokies.

Fair winds, full baskets, and thank you for supporting our veteran-owned family farm. Every jar, every egg, and every vegetable helps support our family, and we’re grateful you’ve chosen to make this little Harbor in the Holler one of your ports of call. 🐓❤️

04/02/2026

Aye aye, scallywags and feathered friends! Man the oars and get rowing to Chicken Feet Fleet Farm this weekend, where the yolks are golden, the hens are hearty, and the pirate puns flow freer than rum at a rogue’s reunion!

This Easter weekend, we’re dockin’ our egg-laden ship at the roadside stand as usual, but with a little extra bounty of treasure sure to shiver yer timbers:

Always on deck:
• Farm-fresh treasured eggs straight from our coop’s crow’s nest—beautifully multicolored and rivalin’ the Easter Bunny’s finest stash!

This weekend’s rare loot, only for the bold and breakfast-bound:
• Our famed Little Red Hen French bread, risen with the fury of a sea squall

• Jelly gems more dazzling than Davy Jones’ locker:
🌼Dandelion Gold Jelly
🪻Wild Violet Bloom Jelly

• Marshmallows in:
• Deep-sea Chocolate
• Swashbucklin’ Cotton Candy

So grab yer hat, fetch yer mates, and steer yer schooner to Chicken Feet Fleet Farm’s roadside stand at 1027 Dry Valley Rd. This Easter, don’t settle for landlubberin’ rabbit snacks—come claim yer share of the pirate’s pantry!

As always hours are daily, Monday to Sunday (8:00 am to dusk) while supplies last or until the chickens mutiny. 🏴‍☠️🐔

03/13/2026

☘️🏴‍☠️ Shamrocks, Shenanigans & Seafarin’ Chickens! 🏴‍☠️☘️

Ahoy there, friends and fellow adventurers! The scrappy crew of Chicken Feet Fleet Farm is hoistin’ the sails and chartin’ a course for a grand St. Patty’s celebration this weekend at Tremont Lodge & Resort!

The good folks at the lodge are hostin’ a lively evening called Shamrocks & Shenanigans, where the harbor will be full of:
🍔 Visiting food trucks (plenty of grub for hungry deckhands)
🎲 Games and merry mischief
🛍 Local vendors peddlin’ their finest treasures
🍀 Good company worthy of any tavern along the seven seas

📍 Tremont Lodge & Resort — Townsend, TN
🗓 Saturday, March 14
⏰ 4 PM – 8 PM EDT
📍 7726 E Lamar Alexander Pkwy

Our farm crew will be docked among the vendors with a hold full of farm-fresh plunder, including:

🥚 Our dazzling eggs — the crown jewels of the coop
🍬 Homemade marshmallows — soft as a calm sea breeze
🌼 Dandelion jelly — sunshine in a jar
💜 Wild violet jelly brewed from freshly foraged blossoms
🍞 Little Red Hen breads — warm loaves fit for a captain’s table

So gather your mates, drop anchor in Townsend for the evening, and come parley with the feathered fleet. Whether ye come for the shenanigans, the shamrocks, or a bit of sweet farm bounty, we’d be mighty glad to see ye at our stall.

⚓ The Chicken Feet Fleet will be in port from 4–8 PM, and we promise fair winds, good laughs, and farm goods worthy of any treasure chest.

Until then — keep your compass true and your eggs sunny side up. 🏴‍☠️🥚🍀

We are celebrating St. Patty’s Day! Come enjoy an evening with good food, fun games, good company and local vendors!
📍 Tremont Lodge & Resort, Townsend, TN
🗓 Saturday, March 14 • 4 PM – 8 PM EDT
📍 7726 E Lamar Alexander Pkwy

01/21/2026

⚓️ Ahoy, Egg Lovers! ⚓️

The forecast be whisperin’ of snowy seas ahead, so we’re battening down the hatches and lightening the cargo!

🥚 Farm-fresh eggs are just $3 a dozen right now at the Chicken Feet Fleet Farm egg stand. Consider it a cold-weather special for brave sailors and landlubbers alike.

No need to wait for the weekend tide to roll in — the egg stand is OPEN NOW, stocked and ready while the hens keep on layin’, snow or no snow.

Swing by before the flakes fly, stock up your galley, and keep your breakfasts shipshape through the storm.

Fair winds, full cartons, and may your driveway be less icy than the seven seas! 🏴‍☠️❄️🥚

12/20/2025

Ahoy mateys!

This be the final sail before Christmas, and the Fleet has stocked the galley with some extra-special seasonal treasures alongside our trusty eggs. 🎄🐓

✨ New on deck:
• 🍃 Roost Ridge Pine Jelly – brewed from foraged local Eastern White Pine needles, bright, woodsy, and tasting like Christmas wrapped in a pine bough. If the Smokies had a holiday toast, this would be slathered on it.
• 🫐 Wild Smoky Mountain Blackberry Jam – made from foraged wild blackberries right in these very hills, deep and rich, like summer memories tucked into a winter jar.

🍞 Also aboard this weekend:
Fresh breads, perfect for slathering with jam, sharing at holiday tables, or guarding fiercely from hungry deckhands.

🥚 And of course, our usual farm-fresh eggs are standing at attention, ready to report for breakfast duty.

So swing by, fill your baskets, and let these last-minute Christmas provisions carry a little Smoky Mountain magic, pirate flair, and neighborly cheer to your holiday table.

Fair winds, full jars, and merry tides,
🏴‍☠️🐓 Chicken Feet Fleet Farm