05/01/2026
🥚🐔 Egg-cellent News, Folks! 🐔🥚
Our chickens have clearly unionized and are working overtime… because we are officially overflowing with eggs 😅
Like… “we might start hiding them in your car if you visit” levels of eggs.
So please, for the love of breakfast:
👉 $2.50 per dozen
👉 Fresh, farm-raised, and laid by some very overachieving ladies
Come grab a dozen… or five… or however many it takes to keep us from building an egg fort.
Send help. Or customers. Preferably customers. 🥚😂
