01/15/2022
The great horse manure crisis of 1894 refers to the idea that the greatest obstacle to urban development at the turn of the century was the difficulty of removing horse manure from the streets.
The name refers to a supposed 1894 publication in “The Times”, which said "In 50 years, every street in London will be buried under nine feet of manure".[3] The reasoning was that more horses are needed to remove the manure, and these horses produce more manure. An urban planning conference in 1898 supposedly broke up before its scheduled end due to a failure to find an answer to this problem. No such statement in the Times, nor conference result, is known,[2] but in 1893 London there was a complaint that horse manure, formerly an economic good that could be sold, had become a disposal problem, an economic bad.
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The lady down the road and around the corner a ways raises horses. As a result she has the corresponding amount of horse manure. Her and her old man solved the problem by purchasing a two-ton dually pickup truck, a dump bed trailer that will carry two and a half cubic yards of horse p**p at a time, and a well used 966 Cat loader to scoop up that horse manure and load the trailer. Some they spread with a tractor and a manure spreader, some gets dumped in a pile somewhere else.
(I have heard it said that a ton of hay in the Tuscarora of the early nineteen hundreds, when the horse was the primary source of work and transportation, hay was nearly the same cost as it is today.)
According to casual observation and rudimentary calculation, I’m fairly certain that for every ton of hay that Old Horse Behind the House consumes she will defecate one and a half tons of hoses p**p. That old mare likes to hang out around the manger next to the hay during the winter months, and as a result she p**ps in one place quite often. Just to look, right now, that horses f***s are piled up near mid-calf in places. Right now it is a soggy ten pounds per shovel full. In the early spring of the year, after all is good and dry, it will weigh about two pounds per heaped shovel full.
That’s twenty square point shovels full per barrow. (The two-wheel kind of wheelbarrow is the best as far as weight and mobility goes, but that Poly plastic bed will wear out pretty fast if you mix even small amounts of concrete.) Takes about one and a half minutes of springtime enthusiasm at the beginning of the vernal equinox, when the body is fresh and new to fill that barrow. It takes about five minutes two hours later when the body starts to tire and gets old. When the back says it doesn’t want to bend over anymore, and the sweat pours down
About four inches of that particular horse p**p – nicely tilled into the soil about twelve inches deep – will give that native soil a Organic Mater reading of about six percent according to laboratory analysis.
(Take a gallon jug and put in a quart of good soil. Fill the rest of that jug with water, stir it up well with an old spoon or a stick, and observe what floats and what doesn’t when the sediment settles. The stuff floating near the surface of the water is organic matter. The sediments on the bottom of the jug are the minerals that make up the majority of the soil. About two inches of floating materiel is about right.)
Let us see….? One barrow full of horse p**p – ground down fine under the tires of Lilly’s tractor when she delivers hay – is about two and a half cubic feet. So… that barrow full will cover about three feet of a four foot wide garden row four inches deep. That means that a twenty-foot row can be covered with that Old Horses p**p in about an hours hard hu***ng and a ten-minute rest.
I think I’ll put the Chicken Tractor on that little plot of earth and see what those four old stewing hens can do. I’m fairly sure they will find plenty to keep them busy, scratching, digging, pecking, and making their contribution.
Somebody once asked me if horse manure contained many w**d seeds. I would suppose that the hay the horse is fed has a lot to do with it. (“Weeds begate w**ds.” I think that statement is in the Bible somewhere.) If a drop of water falls from the sky or the sweat of the brow and lands on the soil there will be a w**d sprout and take root, that is a fact.
I really get a kick looking at pictures of Market Gardeners the magazines and seed catalogs sometimes. Those photographs of those well groomed and nicely polished individuals standing in a bright leafy green ten acres of garden with no w**ds holding a basket of fine red tomatoes looking as if they had just stepped out of an airplane wearing nice clean formfitting cloths.
The old man loaded up everything that he owned
On a wagon and headed out west
The old woman fearlessly faced the unknown
'Cause she figured he knew what was best
And they settled down hard on a government grant
With six mouths to feed and forty acres to plant
And the rain came down
Like an angel come down from above
And the rain came down
It'll wash you away and there ain't never enough
Fall turned to winter another year gone
Over and over again
Some took their lives from their land and moved on
And some stayed on to plow it back in
And the good Lord he giveth and he taketh away
And the restless shall go and the faithful shall stay
Steve Earl (1982)