Cali Sober Market

Cali Sober Market Cali Sober Market offers functional, alcohol-free drinks and plant-powered goodies for a better-for-you buzz—no hangover.

Located in Metairie, LA, we’re your local spot for mindful, refreshing alcohol alternatives.

keep the ritual, party your way.Save, share and repost so everyone can live their best life this weekend, no matter what...
09/04/2026

keep the ritual, party your way.

Save, share and repost so everyone can live their best life this weekend, no matter what they choose to consume 🤘

Nobody tells you that running a small business means becoming best friends with a box cutter and fighting delivery messe...
09/03/2026

Nobody tells you that running a small business means becoming best friends with a box cutter and fighting delivery messes.

This is me after another mushroom drink restock — because y’all buy them faster than I can get them on the shelf (not complaining). Because I too love a good Happie Fusion Fungi Fusion 🫶

Also — yes, we carry non-THC stuff too. It’s not all mushrooms and chaos in here. Mostly.

Come see what’s actually on the shelves. 💛

09/02/2026

it’s might be new to you, but it’s not new to us.

We’ve been proudly introducing Kava to the Louisiana market since the first day we opened.

So before a bunch of beverage bro dudes flood the market with a subpar option because they’re in a pinch - come see us!

We will introduce you to the brands who have believed in this product from the beginning and help you find an option that works for you!

tell your friends and bring your mom by - if these brands are your jam, you’ll want to be aware of their very specific t...
09/01/2026

tell your friends and bring your mom by - if these brands are your jam, you’ll want to be aware of their very specific timelines.

Float Seltzer by our friends at Dirty Coast - this isn’t goodbye forever, but this is the last of their stock until mom and dad let us know what we are allowed to do and not do post December. We will continue to keep you posted on inventory and future plans.

Hippie Water - they are discontinuing this line and brand. If you love it, consider this your final warning. We ordered enough to last through December based on past purchase rates.

Utokia Herb Co - last call. We warned you this summer and time is winding down. While Congress seems pressed to make beverage okay and edibles, not 🤷‍♀️, we are on final call for this one.

We also distribute for these brands. So if we sell out first, we will make a scavenger hunt game to let you know where in the city still has stock.

Let the h**p ban final games begin 😂

08/31/2026

for those who don’t listen and prefer to read 👇

“Time to panic” last call coming for a few brands. We will be sending that email tomorrow morning and posting this week.

Sincere thank you to everyone who supported in August. Because of you we can officially mark ourselves safe from having to explore 🦶🤳revenue to pay our staff and bills 😂

And of course - if you’ve made it this far. Please save, share or repost to help our reach 🙏

for those who still want to party, but make it Cali sober style 👇Paulie's | New Orleans Deli grab an uplifting social (a...
08/29/2026

for those who still want to party, but make it Cali sober style 👇

Paulie's | New Orleans Deli grab an uplifting social (and extra hydration for this heat!) fungi fusion

Ra Shop - I’ll be pouring Kava Haven samples tonight - come see me!

Euphorbia Kava & Coffee Bar - the originals for bringing kava to the market. You can grab a Leilo Kava drink or a Fungi Fusion!

Have fun, be safe and enjoy tomorrow friends ✌️

tell your friends and bring your mom - our second annual August 29th sale is on! Ends in store Saturday and you can orde...
08/28/2026

tell your friends and bring your mom - our second annual August 29th sale is on! Ends in store Saturday and you can order online through Sunday.

But please, hit the share, repost or save button to help us spread the news 🙏

We started Cali Sober Market because we believe in harm reduction.

We believe people deserve options that don’t come with a hangover, a blackout, or a decision they’ll regret.

And we know that hard days are exactly when people reach for something to take the edge off.

So this weekend — everything in the store is 20% off.

Not because it’s a sale. Because we want you to have options when it counts.

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1011 Veterans Boulevard Suite B
Metairie, LA
70005

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