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01/08/2023

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✍A four years old girl walks in while her father is dressing in the bedroom. She looks at his privates and points at his ??? and ask, "Dad! What's that thing between your legs?" The dad replies, "I don't know." 🤷‍♂️

She goes to the kitchen and finds her mom, "Mom.🤔 What's that long thing between dad's legs?🙄" Her mom instead of explaining things to her, replies, "I don't know." 🤷‍♀️

A week later, when her mom was coming home from work, the little girl ran to her and says,
"Mom! You refuse to tell me the name of that thing between dad's legs. I have finally figured it out myself😋. It's a *toothbrush!"😋

The mom laughs, then ask, "How do you know that?" The little girl explains, "When I came back from school this morning, I saw aunty Nana (the Maid) kneeling in front of dad, brushing her teeth with dad's toothbrush and sure enough, there was toothpaste all over her mouth😂"The mum fainted!.. 🙆‍♂️ We are still at the hospital 🏥 gather here if you love vawulence 🤣

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31/07/2023

Exactly yerstday , I can never forget 🤬🤬😭😭😭 it was like a dream........ It still hurt me that I can never see you again😭😭😭😭.......I blame myself for your premature Exist😭😭😭😭😭..I still remember when we first met, you were strong💪💪and full of energy 😣😣😣😣we accepted ourselves on first day we met each other hahaha this life is a mystery, you gave me soo much peace until that faithful day when the unforgettable experience happened. We were on a motorbike heading to my house..........when u fell off from the motorbike I was not so fast to catch u when a moving truck crushed u before my eyes🥴🥴🥴🥴ooohh my
CHARGER..........there is nothing like original charger🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
What a world 😢😢😢
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